Be Cool: Cut Your Wedding Cake with a Katana
If you’re a martial arts weapons fanatic like I am you probably are trying to think of some new ways to introduce your friends and family to your hobby. As a martial artist you practice all day with your weapons and have really started to hone your skills but everyone in your social life just seems uninterested or won’t join in. Well, you’re in luck! There is a really cool way you can introduce your entire family (and your fiance’s entire family) to your martial arts hobby.
First you have to find yourself a nice girl to marry. Then you have to get her to agree to marry you. Once you do that you just have to plan out a huge wedding, invite everyone to come, and then make sure that you bring your most expensive and fancy looking katana. When it comes time to cut the cake the Chef is going to hand you a rinky dinky knife. You say: HAHAH! No Sir! I brought my own blade for this task!
That’s when you whip out your katana and slice the cake in half. Everyone laughs. You go on to have the best wedding of your life.
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